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Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Hoover, Hova, both are American Gangsters, you choose whose colder...



Just picked up the Hoover LiNX Cordless Stick Vacuum, its dope, thought you should know.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Fuck You, Pais Ley...




"Now the guy's got Paulie as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Paulie. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Paulie. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Paulie. But now the guy's gotta come up with Paulie's money every week no matter what. Business bad? Fuck you, Pay me. Oh, you had a fire? Fuck you, Pay me. Place got hit by lightning huh? Fuck you, Pay me." - Henry Hill

Monday, December 27, 2010

Roll Tide...



Don't sweat the techNIQUE....



Big changes for the New Year, snitches!!!!

B-boys make some noise, and just, JUST SLAM!




All Star weekend is right around the corner and this tee puts the Slam in Slam Dunk, cheesy I know. The real question is will Bron Bron ever enter the Slam Dunk contest or is he waiting to exhale (win a ring) first??? If you like your tees like your girls; Thin, Soft and 23yrs old than this is right up your alley.

Sunday, December 26, 2010

Read between the lines...


This is the first book I've gotten since Artie Lange's "Too Fat To Fish"...and I thought that was a lot of pages. Dear @SportsGuy33, 700 pages.....really?? You couldn't have cut out a couple hundred pages and added some pictures for the reading impaired?? This is gonna take me at least 5yrs to read and by then the WNBA will have taken over and the NBA will be nothing more than a distant memory. On second thought, fuck it, I'll just use my speed reading skills that I aquired at DeVry University over the summer.

I never prayed to God, I prayed to Gotti...




The Teflon Don under surveillance rockin a Raiders Starter jacket....Sz Med, NWT's, only 1 in stock.

Saturday, December 25, 2010

King of all Kings...



Sasquatch, Godzilla, King Kong, Lochness, Goblin, Ghoul, a Zombie with no conscience......Question what do all these things have in common???? Everybody knows I’m a Mutha-fucking MONSTER!!!!

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house...





Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of SNAPBACKS danced in their heads.......

If you don't know about the Santa snapback, read THIS first.

Now that we're all on the same page, it saddens me to say this but FAKE Santa snapbacks surfaced last month. Above are the snapbacks side to side and even Stevie Wonder can see that the one on the right is a phony, a Fake, a stan, I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class!! They didn't even put the Christmas tree on the side which I think is the best part of the hat!! The Fake hat is cotton and fits like a little coat on a fat man, while the authentic one is a wool blend and fit for a king! The Fake Santa is an albino, no flesh color and his eyes have no pupils.....that's just wrong. The Fake hat is un-licenesed and made overseas in a sweat shop by underage kids while the real one is licensed by American Needle with Santa's approval. I don't know what else to say, nothing is safe anymore, not even Santa's snapback.....

Put your Vest foot forward...



Stahl Urban x Starter

Friday, December 24, 2010

"P" Is Still Free...




The girlies are FREEE-EE, cause the SNAPBACKS cost money, oh yeah!!!

Cleveland is the City...




This combo wont bring Lebron back, hell this wont even get the Cavs to 30 wins this season BUT it will keep you warm when you're weaping in the snow filled street after realizing you guys lost the best chance you ever had at winning a NBA championship.....Happy Holidays!

The Dawg Pound rocks the party...





I dont know what it is about "Seal Brown & Orange" but I've always been a fan of the Browns colorway. This combo has Bernie Kosar written all over it and if you can recite the whole "Bernie, Bernie" song you should be entitled to Free hash Browns at McDonalds.

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

So you better Do the Right Thing like Spike Lee...




89 was a great year...... Do the Right Thing released, Paul's Boutique hit the shelves, Sega Genesis took the world by storm and the Pistons swept the Lakers in the finals.

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Made the Yankee hat more famous than a Yankee can...



If Hova ever decides to trade in his New Era for a vintage snapback we got him covered. It might not look like anything special but vintage Yankees snapbacks with the green underbrim are pretty hard to come by.

Weekend At Bernie's...

Big Game Hunter...


This is the rarest and most sought after vintage Game big logo snapback out there. Its pretty much equivalent to a Raiders script hat for big logo collectors. Only 1 in stock....he who sleeps, will regret.

Friday, December 17, 2010

My soul is possessed by D'Evils...

I started off starvin', now they got me out here Brett Farve'n...


Trynna see if I still got it... I guess it's like a bike, think about it!!!!

I used to Sweat H.E.R...



We're stocked up with a bunch of deadstock vintage Cliff Engle sweaters just in time for holidays. Perfect for ugly sweater parties, not saying these are ugly by any means just throwing it out there.

Thursday, December 16, 2010

Worst. Trade. Ever.



Vlade for Kobe!?!?!?!

Totally Krossed Out...




Early 90's at its best....JD rocking a snapback while checking his pager, Mac Daddy with the Hornets Starter jacket and Daddy Mac with the Jordan hangtime t-shirt. You'll think they'll ever do a reunion tour??