Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes that St Nicholas soon would be there.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds,
While visions of SNAPBACKS danced in their heads.......
If you don't know about the Santa snapback, read THIS first.
Now that we're all on the same page, it saddens me to say this but FAKE Santa snapbacks surfaced last month. Above are the snapbacks side to side and even Stevie Wonder can see that the one on the right is a phony, a Fake, a stan, I still whip your ass, you thirty-six in a karate class!! They didn't even put the Christmas tree on the side which I think is the best part of the hat!! The Fake hat is cotton and fits like a little coat on a fat man, while the authentic one is a wool blend and fit for a king! The Fake Santa is an albino, no flesh color and his eyes have no pupils.....that's just wrong. The Fake hat is un-licenesed and made overseas in a sweat shop by underage kids while the real one is licensed by American Needle with Santa's approval. I don't know what else to say, nothing is safe anymore, not even Santa's snapback.....
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