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Friday, April 30, 2010

Whatchu talkin' bout, Messier...


They say a picture is worth a thousand words.......you can say that again!!! I just got an idea (lightbulb over my head). I haven't done a FREE giveaway contest in quite some time so why not seize the moment........CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!!! This is gonna be a little different from usual because there is no clear winner, you will need votes like American Idol!!! Its simple, just post your caption in the comment box below and on Sunday we'll choose 3 finalist and have a poll-off (no strippers involved) on the blog to determine the winner. The winner will get a grab bag of goodies: Snapbacks, And Still x For All To Envy gear, Vintage t-shirts, old school packs of cards/stickers and anything else we decide to throw in......good luck and be funny or die!

21 comments:

KWAPT said...

Mess: "See Wayne, I told ya' Webster likes hockey!" "Now come sit on my lap Webster! You can be my little ventriloquist dummy!"

Coleman: "Ok-and can you make it out to future celebrity rehab star Gary Coleman?"

Highlife said...

Coleman: can you autograph my Disneyland autograph book??

Mess: sure who do i make it out to? Carlton??

Coleman: Its Coleman A**hole.

Sven said...

Hey Wayne..."think I can cover his whole head with my jockstrap?!"

GregNYC said...

After signing Gary's autograph book, Mark asked Gary to return the favor and sign his towel. Gary's career was never the same...

Duke of Spook said...

"Hey boys, check out what I found! In L.A. they have black kids! Can I bring you back to Edmonton?"

Allday said...

So... This is what Willis was talkin bout.

Liv said...

"Hahahahaaha the kid asked me for a beer! What? You're 35?"

snapminded said...

Coleman: (through gritted teeth) You touch my a** again I'm gonna use some diff'rent strokes to jam a few hockey pucks up your a**

Mess: So thats what show you were on!

frank said...

"Give me Dana Plato's phone number or I'll show you my five hole, Coleman"

or

"What's that? You want to borrow my towel because your tricycle hit a water buffalo?"

or

"Flashing back to that episode where the bike shop guy touched Gilbert yet, Coleman?"

Raw Zzzawg said...

Coleman: Let me get your autograph Mess. Hurry up so we can take this picture.

Messier: Give me felatio first Gary! Then i'll give ya your autograph. Hahah!

Coleman: Fuck you queer boy!

*FLASH

Hixlaxbrikwall14 said...
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Hixlaxbrikwall14 said...

Coleman: Mr. Messier can I please have your autograph, and your loincloth after your done with it?... I want to sell it on Ebay, I'm really low on cash

Messier: Cash? kid your like 10... seriously who let this little boy in here? Gretzky was it you?

Coleman: This little boy is head of security you motherfu**er!

Eric said...

WTF?, Don't this white boy know he's wearing a hand towel? The regular towels are on the left!

PeterPiper said...
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Shawn said...

Two Stubbies Too Many

Blade Brown said...

Meiss says: Aye guys look i was n hollywood nd some old guy sold me this dope ass vintage lifesize gary coleman action figger. look heres how it werks just put ur hand n this hole nd there u have total body control gary: hi iam gary friend to the end! Wnt to write ur numbers dwn so we can hang out?

GMoney said...

Gary just needed one more signature for enough recommendations for the open locker security gig. The last signature was the hardest.....(NO PUN INTENDED!)

hsawaknow5 said...

Coleman : Hey Mark I heard you know where the Gooch is? I'm ready to fight him.

Messier: OK he's under my towel.

Coleman: Whatchu talkin bout Moose!

c_bonez said...

Hey Guys look I'm wearing Garys towel!!!!!!

PeterPiper said...

AT LEAST MY DICK DOESNT LOOK LIKE THIS GUY!!!!!