"When was the last time you shit your pants?" - George Brett

Mr. Kansas City as I like to call him, is one of four players in MLB history to accumulate 3,000 hits, 300 home runs, and a career .300 batting avg with the others being Hank Aaron, Willie Mays, and Stan Musial. Unfortunately he'll be remembered more for the "Pine Tar Game" and the audio above......if you dont like poop stories you might not want to click play.