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Saturday, May 15, 2010

Caption Contest...



I'm currently back in NH (cow tipping) for a week and I probably wont be blogging much so I decided to hold another Caption Contest. The last contest went pretty smooth except for one irate contestant (wont mention any names) who was mad that the finalist didn't post "captions" rather "comic dialogues". Here's the thing; I don't care if you post a word, a brief description, a comic dialogue, a story or a novel.....just make it funny or die!!! Post your "Caption" in the comment box below and on Tuesday we will pick 3 finalists that will battle to the death for 3 days until the winner is crowned on Friday.

The winner will get 4 vintage (NWT) snapbacks, 1 from each team that Gretzky played on during his career (Oilers, Kings, Blues & Rangers). The Kings script hat pictured above IS included and the other 3 will be a surprise, good luck!!

38 comments:

Rick said...

"Yeah, I drink oil cans of 7-Up and have hockey hair. So what? You are still gonna S my D."

Kevin said...

Randy watson and eriq la salle aint got nothin on my hair.....

bouldercrestworkin said...

i mix all of this stuff together with my hockey stick to make my shampoo

ryan said...

3,239 points in the NHL but Wayne only scored 3 times with the ladies, this was almost number 4.

KWAPT said...

"And I almost endorsed Soul-Glo too, but they didn't think my extreme white-ness would be marketbale enough."

The Salamander said...

"What the fuck am I laying on?"

hsawaknow5 said...
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hsawaknow5 said...

Hockey equipment $150.00

7UP,iced tea and hot chocolate $20.00

Candy Bars $10.00

12 cans of hairspray $38.00

The look on Gary Coleman's face when he opens the door to his hotel room:Priceless

josemontero99 said...

this is what being a real junkie is all about 7 ups 4 me !!!

milanADRIAN said...

"You're gonna need all these sugar, and put on these skinny jeans, helmet and gloves to handle these sexy curly-haired man and his TITAN hockey stick." *Gretzky strikes his pose*

Bryan said...

"Diabetes."

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Richard said...

When you got game like the Great One the only thing sweeter is this pose and a stack of candy bars

Mike said...

its my "chiller pose" get it ?? get it ?? cuz im on the ice? no ? fine ..

J.Phly The Phly Guy said...

The only thing I like better then these fabolous pants i'm wearing is a lovely display of assorted candies & MORE fabolous pants!! You think my mom will notice I used the last of her hair spray???

Tommy said...

“My style starts more fights than hockey
I Wayne Gretzky, on any MC”

Marcus Garvey said...

"Yeah, all these things in front of me are cool, and this hockey stick is pretty fly, but I feel like this pic is missing something. I really wish I had a bodysized blanket gently conforming to my figure as I assume this womanly pose. Personally, I would call it a Snuggie."

jshoekid said...

why in the world did the camera man make me lay like a playboy model? do i get to eat all that stuff when im done cause if i dont best believe its Gretzky time bitches! dont let this hair fool you i will kill you >:O

Chris said...

Snacks anyone?

Duce said...

The Greatone aka The one man wolf pack before his HANG OVER

itsadjustable said...

"Stranger danger is just a myth Johnny! If I were dangerous would I have all this cool stuff? You should see what I keep in the bedroom"

airpic4 said...

ok sexy , hows about you put on this hockey gear,ill lay here for a bit until i get called for "high sticking".once i get in the crease im gonna give you that"slap shot" .Refreshments and candy will be served afterwards; )

Nikk Van Exel said...

Now "give me that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff".

jack sheresky said...

Baby who wants to love me sexy uh?
Baby are you ready to lick me sexy uh uh?
Take off your shoes and suck me sexy
Baby we’re naked and we’re humpin’ sexy

When i say love me you say sexy

GregNYC said...

The newest member of the Bee Gee's.....Wayne Gretzky!

GMoney said...

"Cocaine's a hell of a drug"

KJtheGreat said...

"I'm RICH, bitch!"

Gregory said...

Wayne's gifts after his wife pulled off a 3 Team-Parlay in the NBA Playoffs.

eric said...

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5AM Video said...

As soon as my bitches get back to the room with my coke I aint leaving this room for a week.

Antonio said...

"Get some Shaving Cream and Bic Shavers with some Bic Pens, maaaan. Get some Canadian candy bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, maaaan. Some hockey gloves, a blue helmet, a hockey stick wrapped in hockey tape and we'll go score some goals, maaaan! Also, tight bellbottoms, blue slacks, Neilson Hot Chocolate with the little marshmallows, and iced tea. We need three big canisters of iced tea, maaaan, with 7up, whole lotta 7up, and.... a Hockey puck."

Blade Brown said...

you mean to tell me your hotel rooms dont have all this in them?well iam wayne gretzky bitch

madhatter818 said...

" Want to take a ride on my Disco Stick? "

Gerald said...

"The Sweet One"

Big Bob said...

"... gee wiz, I sure hope that this is enough is enough to pay back Mr.Fraser!..."

Ray said...

MOM THE MEATLOAF!!

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