So last night at the AMA awards Mr West was wearing a fox tail hanging out of his pocket. Now a lot of people are probably asking why?? My homie Landlord from Toronto has been wearing a fox tail for over a year now and everyone always wondered WTF it was for. Honestly he uses it for a keychain, simple as that. But now it looks as if his key chain swag just got jacked by Kanyeezy but wait there’s a story behind LL’s fox tail……..
The story goes a little something like this…..One day Landlord (aka Captain 4D) was drinking some 40ozs on the stoop. After about five Max Ice’s he was feeling a little intoxicated and decided to go on a adventure in the woods where he heard there was a vintage treasure. Random, but hey after five 40ozs you don’t really know what’s going on and you think anything is true. Anyways he started down a path in the woods hoping to find this so called treasue that was filled with all the best vintage apparel……DEADSTOCK with tags!! As he got closer to the treasure a Fox jumped in his path and said “YO Landlord where do you think you’re going” Landlord replied “B I’m goin to the vintage treasure so step back or else”. Little did Landlord know the Fox was a black belt in Tae Kwon Do and a master jiu jitsu wrestler (Ive been watching to much UFC). Lanlord grabbed a 40oz that he had in his back pocket (because he never leaves home without one) and smashed the end of it against a tree and said “Bring it on FOX stilla”! The Fox leaped in the air and caught Landlord off guard and tried a submission hold and almost choked Landlord out. Nearly unconcscious Lanlord saw a ray of light from the vintage treasure in the distance and his Jedi powers took over! What happened next is to graphic to share and I don’t want PETA to start emailing me hate mail but let me tell you this…..Landlord got his Fox tail and and he’s been wearing it proudly ever since. Subsequently he never did find the vintage treasure and some say another man named Captain beat him to the treasure but that’s a story for another day!
I wonder if people will start rockin the fox tail now that Kanye wore it, it will be interesting to see. No one on the corner has swagger like………….
3 comments:
you're hilarious. especially after 2 days no sleep
lool hahaha that is hilarious im friggin crying ... kanye is a jacker like that .. wow
like who looks up to LL that cow hahaha
but the friggin story is funny as fcuk cause its sounds like something he would actuall do or say he did
tooooooooooo UGLY to wear a fox tail. wearing one, mean's U are one. U should be wearing a pitchfork.
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