Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Still shining on they a$$, yeah its Mr. Birthday Bash...
Happy birthday to the baddest man on the planet!!!
Tuesday, June 29, 2010
Surge-on General's Warning..
This hat might cause jealousy amongst peers or even strangers for that matter......wear at your own risk!!!
The Surge were a WLAF team (91-92) that played its first season at Hughes Stadium in Sacramento, and the second season in Hornet Stadium on the Sacramento State University campus. The Surge won the World Bowl in 1992 (the only American team to do so) and on the team was future professional wrestler Bill Goldberg.....if that doesn't make you want this hat I don't know what else to tell you!!
Bay Bay's Kids...
The Loma Prieta earthquake, which occurred on October 17 before Game 3, caused a 10-day disruption in the 1989 World series. During that time off Kevin Mitchell & Jose Canseco would meet at Crazy Horse where they would settle the real "Battle of the Bay" by playing homerun derby with "The Pitching Machine" (Beer League) in the champagne room. Canseco was the favorite to win but on the last night Mitchell went on a roll, hitting everything in sight including 3 strippers. Before leaving Mitchell screamed "My offense is impregnable and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat your children. Praise be to Allah!" Yeah, Tyson stole that line from Mitchell....and the gold tooth steez!
In related news @JoseCanseco tweeted earlier this week: "I'm doing a porn next week. We'll bring a donkey to it's knees baby"....... a couple weeks back I posted the vintage Bash Bros poster and said dont get them confused with the Bang Bros but looks like Jose wasnt listening!!
Higher Learning...
Let them know you're smart from a far by rocking one of these vintage Ivy League corduroy script hats!! I posted the Harvard & Yale ones a while back now I hit you in the chin with another Ivy League rivalry.....Dartmouth vs Penn!!!
Monday, June 28, 2010
A Major League story in a Minor League town...
Above are a couple more vintage Minor League fitteds we have in stock. First up is the Winnipeg Goldeyes, the name derives from a relatively small freshwater fish popular in Manitoba as a delicacy when smoked. The Goldeyes were founded in 1994 and are a member of the Northern League, which is not affiliated with MLB. The Goldeyes won the championship their inaugural year but haven't been back since which just makes this hat cooler, don't ask why!
The next team is none other than the Asheville Tourists. I've always loved their logo.....it makes me wanna pack up my suitcase, grab my louisville fuckin slugger and take a vacation somewhere warm!! The Tourists are a Class A team based in Asheville, NC and have been a farm team of the Colorado Rockies since 1994. In 1968, the Tourists won the Southern League championship under manager Sparky Anderson. Fun Fact: The Tourists would play a "minor" role in the movie Bull Durham starring Kevin Costner as Crash Davis. Crash would finish his baseball career as a member of the Tourists after being cut from the Durham Bulls; it was with Asheville that he would break the all-time minor league home run record.
Sizes in stock:
Goldeyes 7 1/8, 7 1/4 & 7 3/8
Tourists 7 1/4 only
Sunday, June 27, 2010
The air is gettin' hot, the BEER is gettin' flat...
I've been moving all weekend and finally get to sit down, relax and have an ice cold brewski. I went across the street and after countless minutes I decided on a Houblon Chouffe Dobbelen IPA Tripel. I'm not a huge IPA fan but I think the bottle sold me more than the beer, that crazy little Elf looks like he's on a mission to get you drunk. When I picked it up and started walking to the counter the Elf started singing Wasted by Gucci Mane so I knew I was in for a good time. Without further ado here is my review...
Look: the GOLDEN girls x Mr Potato HEAD.
Smell: Hippity Hoppity, bippity bobbity!!
Taste: Good like Sunkist many wanna know who done this!!!
Feel: Like I've never felt before...& I deserve it, I think I deserve it!!
Drink: Crisp & Refreshing with a hidden 9% ABV that will sneak up on you like a ninja!!
Overall: Tasty & Potent just like I like my Women!!
Synopsis: You hear that???? Its Belgium telling me to come visit!!!! Looks like a Belgian beer, taste like a Belgian beer, smells like a Belgian beer, OMG its a Belgian beer!!! If you like Belgian beers than you'll love this like a fat kids loves cake! Say Houblon Chouffe Dobbelen IPA Tripel 5 times fast an Elf will appear behind you with a free beer (try it, I'll wait!) You know when you want more of something but know you shouldn't, that's how I feel right now!!
Rating: 3.8 like that Mustang I'm burnin rubber in tonight.....snitches!!!!!
Saturday, June 26, 2010
Santa is Real...
You wanna talk about RARE.......these vintage "blockhead" snapbacks were made for SANTA himself!!! Rumor has it, back in 93 all the kids were asking for snapbacks on their Christmas list and Santa got jealous. He looked in the mirror and realized his "Santa hat" was outdated so he contacted American Needle to make him some snapbacks (6 to be exact) for the big day aka Christmas. Santa was supposed to pick them up on Christmas Eve but never made it to the American Needle headquarters......some say he was in Vegas with Tiger Woods?!?!?!? Nobody has seen one in almost 17 years, until now!!!! We we're recently on a dig and there was a box tucked away in the corner that had a weird sort of glow to it. As we approached I got that Christmas morning feeling throughout my body like I was about to open the gift that I wanted oh so badly. When I opened the box I almost fainted and I was so in shock my heart went down south.....so please listen to the message that I say, don't ever talk to a girl who says she just has a friend!!! I had heard the rumors but to actually see the hats in person was like seeing Bigfoot, the Loch Ness Monster or Rob Heppler.....you're not sure if you should take pics or run like the cops are chasing you!! When we got back from the dig I brought the hat to the Antique Roadshow for an appraisal. When I showed the appraiser the hats he could barley utter the words.......Oh My God. He said in an auction setting these hats could fetch upwards of 1 million dollars and that was being conservative. I didn't know what to say, I felt like I just hit the Massachusetts State Lottery.......all I kept saying was "I'm Rich Bitch!!!!!"
We have 5 of them so we're only missing 1 and Rev Run is rumored to have the 6th hat in his possession.......
It was December 24th on Hollis Ave in the dark
When I seen a man chilling with his dog in the park
I approached very slowly with my heart full of fear
Looked at his dog, oh my God, an ill reindeer
But then I was illin because the man had a beard
And a bag full of goodies, 12 o'clock had neared
So I turned my head a second and the man had gone
But he mustve dropped his SNAPBACK smack dead on the lawn
I picked the hat up then I took a pause
Peeped the back and it cold said "Santa Claus"
I could sell it for a million dollars, cold hundreds of G's
Enough to buy a boat and matching car with ease
But I'd never steal from Santa, cause that ain't right
So I'm going home to mail it back to him that night
But when I got home I bugged, cause under the tree
Was a letter from Santa and the SNAPBACK was for me!!!!!!!!
I just listed one on eBay for anyone who's interested but let me forewarn you, get your checkbooks ready because this hat is more than just a snapback, its SANTA'S SNAPBACK
Friday, June 25, 2010
People come up to me and they try to talk shit....
Man.....I've been sellin' snapbacks since you were sucking on your mother's dick!!!!!
I see all this money through my Ohio State Buckeyes...
Bow Wow in Miami rocking a vintage Buckeyes Sports Specialties script hat from the yours truly.......get familiar!!!
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Yeah I called you Fat, look at me I'm Skinny...
...it never stopped me from getting busy!!! R.I.P Manute, you will always be the tallest player in the NBA history in my book.....I heard Gheorghe Mureşan used elevator insoles to make him taller!!!
The Fat Boys are back...
RIP Human Beatbox, you could start a party with your mouth......sounds like a girl I knew in highschool!!!
Poser...
This is Big Red reporting live from And Still......I finally got these bastards to change my outfit!!!! I went with a homage to the San Antonio Spurs and my homie David Robinson. The nickname "Twin Towers" was actually given to me and The Admiral but one day I was late for practice (we talkin bout practice) and Tim Duncan deicided he was gonna take my spot and run with it......boy did he run because if I caught his ass I was gonna give him a bully beatdown!!!! From that day on they got all the fame and I was left in the background only to be known as that big red guy (hence my name). If Tim Duncan is reading this I just have one thing to say to him.....Karma is a Bitch and you're career is almost over while mine is just getting started!!! P.S. Everything I'm wearing is for sale but you'll have to fight me for it and I know Kung FU......Peace Out!!!
Dogs love me becasue I'm crazy sniffable...
I bet you never knew I got the ill peripheral!!! Its me again Big Red, I had to post this before I went back to standing in front of the store doing nothing. Tim Ducan, I own you!!!! P.S. Give me back my pearl foamposites that you stole out of my locker!!!
Tuesday, June 22, 2010
Carolina blue kicks, hottest n***a on the block...
Rameses just called and said that Petey Pablo was just seen on Chapel Hill with his shirt off, spinning it around his head like a helicopter!!!! For real though is this not the dopest UNC crewneck EVER?!?!?! Made by Starter this bad boy screams BLUE HEAVEN, literally look at the back!!! If you need a fit for your Retro Powder Blue IX's than look no further.
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