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Friday, April 30, 2010

It Takes a Nation of Millions to Hold ME Back...


Whatchu talkin' bout, Messier...


They say a picture is worth a thousand words.......you can say that again!!! I just got an idea (lightbulb over my head). I haven't done a FREE giveaway contest in quite some time so why not seize the moment........CAPTION CONTEST!!!!!!! This is gonna be a little different from usual because there is no clear winner, you will need votes like American Idol!!! Its simple, just post your caption in the comment box below and on Sunday we'll choose 3 finalist and have a poll-off (no strippers involved) on the blog to determine the winner. The winner will get a grab bag of goodies: Snapbacks, And Still x For All To Envy gear, Vintage t-shirts, old school packs of cards/stickers and anything else we decide to throw in......good luck and be funny or die!

Fear the Deer...





Big Dog Pitbull!!!! C'mon seriously, nobody is a real Bucks fan during the regular season, right? Now that they're one game away from going to the second round the bandwagon is getting pretty full! I can't hate on fair weather fans though, especially Milwaukee's Best because their "Bucks" are still Green :-) BTW whats the big deal with the Bango ladder dunk, I think I did that in highschool one night when I was drunk. I wanna see him hang from the rafters, free fall with no parachute into a no look Dee Brown dunk!!!! Oh yeah the jersey is sz 48 and the hat is FREE with purchase, you can thank Bango for that!

Is there a Doctor in the House???




The Mets are in 1st place.....but don't get your hopes up kids because we all know come October, Mr Met will be hitting the bottle while Mrs Met dances at Scores (Sterns favorite strip joint). OK lets cut to the chase, these are the dopest vintage Mets shirts you will ever see in your life and frankly wearing this shirt might possibly help the Mets win a championship. How, you ask?? Well you see, a shirt like this has magical powers that are known to grant wishes to the wearer. Don't believe me??? Take this for example, I rocked a vintage Celtics "I HATE LA" t-shirt back in 2008 and look what happened, they won the championship. You're probably thinking to yourself, that was just a coincidence and why wouldn't I wear it every year then??? That question I cannot answer at this moment in time, but trust me on this one. Back to the shirt at hand, if you don't buy this, UpNorthTrips will and then you'll regret it for the rest of your life!!! We have 2 in stock because that's how we roll, one is deadstock and the other is worn to perfection.....pick your poison or should I say "Release the Poison Raven"!!!!!! You know how to get a hold of me, if my pager mailbox full hit me on the land line!!!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

Your life is played out like a jheri curl...

Raiders of the Lost Vintage...




You can call me the Indiana Jones of the vintage game......sans the fedora and whip. Digging for vintage has been a passion of mine for over a decade now (started in 2000) and there's no bigger rush for me than discovering some vintage apparel that has been packed away for 20+yrs........just waiting for me to find it like a long lost love! I dont know why I'm getting all sentimental with this post but this combo would make Lyle Alzado shed a tear, real talk! We got in a bunch of vintage Varsity jackets the other day and this one takes the cake for obvious reasons. The hat is made by New Era with the green underbrim and the jacket is a DeLong sz 44, NWT, only 1 in stock.....If you snooze, you lose!!

Don't doubt the clout, you know what I'm about...



Look for the Star......literally, watch the video and peep Rakim The God rocking the Kings Starter hat!!! If this video doesnt take you back to "the good ol days" of hip hop than I dont know what else to tell you!!!

I was down in Georgetown with a Hoya chick...



Another day, another snapback or in this case "the cord". We got in some vintage Hoyas Sports Specialties script cord hats the other day and let me tell you 1st hand, they're fresher than a pillow with a mint on it!!! I've been preaching "Cord is the new Black" for a while now and people are finally starting to hear my bird call, about time my fine feathered friends! If you are from Georgetown, go to school at Georgetown, visited Georgetown once, or don't even know what Georgetown is than this hat is for you!!! P.S. We still have one vintage NWT Hoyas Starter jacket (sz Lrg) in stock.

Thinkin' of a Master Plan...

I drink more Brewsters than Punky...




You know what I love about beer (besides it makes you all warm & fuzzy inside) there are so many different brews out there to try. I still had a couple duckets left on my BevMo card so I decided to try a new beer tonight. Every time I go to BevMo I see this bottle staring me in the face but never pay it any attention, until today. The bottle reminds me of Cream Soda which I love more than life itself so maybe that was the turning point this go round. Like Nelly I picked up 2 pairs or bottles in this case because I knew I was gonna drink my pain away after finding out this is the last season of The Hills!!! Enough nonsense, lets talk beer shall we.......

Beer: Hen's Tooth
Brewed by: Greene King/Morland Brewery
Location: United Kingdom (England)
Style: English Pale Ale
Serving type: Bottle
ABV: 6.5%

Look: Like 311 says, Amber is the color of your energy.
Smell: Think Caramelo minus the Chocolat (Peter Klaven, what!)
Taste: Like a Cornish Game Hen :-)
Feel: Muy Carbonated.....BURP!
Drink: Pete Rock and CL SMOOOOTH!!
Overall: A Fine English Ale, great for watching Futbol!

Synopsis: You know what they say, a Hen's Tooth is better than NO Tooth! Pretty cheap @ $3.59 a bottle and 6.5% ABV does a body good, how do you think I keep my 6pack in check! I might grab one every so often when I'm feeling British but probably wouldn't cry if it disappeared from the shelves.

Rating: 3.33 on the Richter scale

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

I don't drink Pepsi, I just sell Coke...

Grab the BULLS by the horns....



Bulls fans, your team just got beat by the Cavs and will be fishing next week but don't be sad because we have the best vintage Bulls gear this side of the Mississippi!! You can't go wrong with either of these jackets, kinda like the Olsen twins, either one will get the job done. I think its safe to say everyone owns at least one pair of Jordan's and what better accessory than a Bulls Starter jacket.

Supermarket Sweep...

It's a crazy mixed up world, it's a Junk Yard Dogg World...




Monday, April 26, 2010

I'm a Writer, a Poet, a Genius I know it...




Ever wonder what it would be like to own a vintage Poetic Justice t-shirt??? Me Neither but if you decide to we have one in stock!!!

I don't buy Cheeba, I grow it...


I know its a little early to be talking about Weeds but season six starts August 16!!!!

You talkin' to me?

Crash at high speeds, STRAWBERRY kiwi...



Strawberry Shortcake
To Live and Die in LA
Gary Carter Raw

That's a Haiku in case you didn't know.....I often write them in my spare time!!!

Bill Whaleton...

Sunday, April 25, 2010

Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls, Biggie Smalls....

Cambyman, Cambyman, Cambyman...



I just said Cambyman 3 times in the mirror and lo & behold he appeared right behind me and started getting NBA All-Defensive with me!!! I offered him some brew and he already and the chronic then we watched the Lakers lose to the Supersonics (now the Thunder)....this was last night by the way I'm just recovering now!!! Made by Sports Specialties, the "Shadow" hat is a wool blend with a green underbrim that will make all the T-DOTters jealous!!!

Friday, April 23, 2010

We can talk, but money talks so talk mo' BUCKS...



Its kinda fitting that Big Dog played on the "Bucks" seeing how he signed a $68 million deal out of the gates which still stands as the richest NBA rookie contract, as a salary cap for rookies was implemented the following season. I wonder what he's doing now-a-days, probably singing back-up vocals for DMX.....Where my Dogs at?? We right here Dog!!

Houston, we have a problem...




This combo might be Too Hard to Swallow for some people because its Super Tight!!!! If the Po Po catch you Ridin' Dirty dont offer them Dirty Money just say "Hey, you want this dope Oilers Starter Jacket & Hat" and they'll let you off scot-free!! If you need a Side Hustle than just holler at me and I'll get you on the right track to becoming an Underground King. UGK 4 Life RIP Pimp C

Suck On...



Dirt Nasty...


What are you waiting for, go DOWNLOAD the "The White Album" by Dirt Nasty and DJ Stretch Armstrong.......its FREE so there's no excuse!!! P.S. If you don't, Dirt will sleep with your Mom and your Sister......at the same time!!!

Dirk Nashty...

Thursday, April 22, 2010