Reign Man...

Kemp: Of course I don't have my underwear. I'm definitely not wearing my underwear.
Payton: I gave you a fresh pair of mine to wear. Where are they?
Kemp: They're in the pocket of my jacket. Here.
Payton: I don't want them back.
Kemp: These are not boxer shorts. Mine are boxer shorts. These are Hanes 32.
Payton: Underwear is underwear, Shawn.
Kemp: My boxer shorts have my name and it says Shawn.
Payton: All right, when we pass the store, we'll pick you up a pair of boxer shorts.
Kemp: I get my boxer shorts at K-Mart in Cincinnati.
Payton: We're not going back to Cincinnati, Shawn, so don't even start with that.